Funny Love Quotes
A kiss can be a comma, a question mark or an exclamation point. That's basic spelling that every woman ought to know---Mistinguette
It's better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week---Laurence J. Peter
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?---Unknown
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me---Henry Youngman
If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?---Lily Tomlin
Absence -- that common cure of love---Miguel De Cervantes
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock---John Barrymore
Absence -- that common cure of love---Miguel De Cervantes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste---David Bissonnette
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE COOL QUOTES ???
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