Funny Marriage Quotes
In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues---Helen Rowland
When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason, there's a reason---Molly McGee
I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me---Henry Youngman
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry---Rita Rudner
Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day---Mickey Rooney
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that---Unknown
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