Funny Work quotes
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?---Edgar Bergen
Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished---Leslie Nielsen
The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work---Robert Frost
The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job---Slappy White
I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours---Jerome K Jerome
I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'---Robert Paul
A good rule of thumb is if you've made it to thirty-five and your job still requires you to wear a name tag, you've made a serious vocational error---Dennis Miller
The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What's the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse---Dennis Miller
It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up---Muhammad Ali
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