10 THINGS THAT PROVE YOUR GIRL IS UGLY JOKE
Your girlfriend is ugly when...
(1) She makes onions cry.
(2) Even mosquitoes stay away from her.
(3) She looks out the window and gets arrested for indecent exposure.
(4) On Halloween, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
(5) When she was born, the doctor slapped her mother.
(6) She startles the animals at the zoo.
(7) The plastic surgeon wanted to add a tail.
(8) Her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
(9) As a baby, she had to be breast-fed by the family dog.
(10) Her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ????
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