Blonde jokes -- JOKE
There once was a blonde that was so stupid that :
-- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
-- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
-- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
-- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
-- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
-- she called me to get my phone number.
-- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
-- she tried to drown a fish.
-- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
-- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
-- she studied for a blood test.
-- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
-- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
-- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
-- she thought a quarterback was a refund.
-- she tripped over a cordless phone.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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