THE BOY AND THE CHICKENS JOKE
So this kid get a job on a farm... He walks into meet the farmer and his family.. As he is greeted at the door he notices the farmer has two drop dead sexy daughter(their names are mary and marie).He can't take his eyes off them and begins to drool.. He told the farmer he was a bit sick when he asked if anything was wrong. But the boy said he was able to go to work. Thoughts were running through his mind and he just had to do what any old good boy would do in that situation. He needed a good place to pull a quicky.. He chose the chickens coupe. He goes to do his thing in the corner furthest from the chickens. He pulls down his pants and begins. AHHH this ones for mary, plop!. AHH this one is for marieee, plop! He pleases himself for a few minutes and turns around to zip up.. But wait there's a problem he finds himself surrounded by chickens. He tries to zip up as fast as he can but its too late. One of the chickens grabs onto his blue wiener and won't let go!!! He screams AHHH BLOODY MARY THAT HURTS!!,and repeats.. Now who hears all this racket ?? TWIN SISTER MARY OF COURSE !!. She decides to walk down and check out what all the fuss was about.. As she nears the coupe the chicken sees her and lets go of the boys dick... The boys scrambles to pull up his shorts but its too late. His sitting there hard as hell and looking like a damn fool. It takes Mary 10 seconds to gather herself !! SHE SAYS OMG WTF!! BLOODY MARY!! I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU AND ON THE FIRST DAY OF WORK YOU COME TO THE CHICKENS COUPE AND FANTASIZE OVER ME !! the boy tries to explain but she just walks away... LOOKS LIKE HIS THE FOOL HIS DICK WENT SOFT AND HE DIDN'T GET HIS GIRL. THE BOY ENDS UP GETTING FIRED AND PUT IN THE CAN FOR ANIMAL BESTIALITY... HAHA LOOKS LIKE WHEN YOU WANNA PULL A QUICKLY ON A FARM THE CHICKENS COUPE AINT THE PLACE... BUT IF U DESPERATELY NEED TOO TRY THE PIGS PEN CUZ THE ONLY WIENERS THEY CARE ABOUT R THE ONES FROM OSCAR MEYER!!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ????
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