Computer Terms Dictionary : -- JOKE
Keyboard :
The standard way to generate computer errors.
Mouse :
An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.
State-of-the-art :
Any computer you can't afford.
Obsolete :
Any computer you own.
Microsecond :
The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete.
G3 :
Apple's new Macs that make you say, "Gee, it's three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a microsecond ago."
Syntax Error :
Walking into a computer store and saying, "Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object."
Hard Drive :
The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, especially after a Syntax Error.
GUI "gooey" :
What your computer becomes after spilling your coke on it.
Floppy :
The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.
System Update :
A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.
Portable Computer :
A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips.
Disk Crash :
A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
586 :
The average IQ needed to understand a PC.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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