Computer's Famous Acronyms : -- JOKE
CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months
WWW
World Wide Wait
APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
BASICBill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
SCSI
System Can't See It
DOS
Defective Operating System
ISDN
It Still Does Nothing
MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software's Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.
IBM
I Blame Microsoft
DEC
Do Expect Cuts
OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.
MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis
MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out
PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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