LAZY HUSBAND JOKE
There was a wife and a husband. The husband was watching T.V. while the wife made dinner. well half way through dinner the wife notices the sink has a leak, so she goes to her husband and said "Hunny there is a leak under the sink. Will you fix it." He repied "What do i look like a damn plumber? no now let me watch my game" Okay so the wife goes back into the kitchen and the lights start to flick on and off so she goes to her husband and says to him
" Hunny there is a problem with the lights will you please fix it?" He replies what do i look like a carpenter...let me watch my football game." So the wife frustrated goes outside to smoke when she notices the stair is broken. So she goes to her husband and says
"hunny the back poach stair is broken will you please fix it?" He looks at her and replied im not fixing anything now let me watch my damn game."
So the next day the husband goes to work when he returns home he notices that everything is fixed. So he finds his wife and says to her " i noticed everything is fixed who did you call ?"
she says " your brother"
curious the husband asked "how did you get him to do that ?"
She answers " he said either i could sleep with him or bake him a cake."
Husband replied " oh what kind of cake did you make him?"
She looked at him and replied
"what do I look like...im no damn Betty Crocker"
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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