MATT LEBLANC AND JESSICA SIMPSON -- JOKE
Matt LeBlanc is busy shooting for his new TV series " Joey " for NBC. After a busy day of shooting he walks into a bar in Beverly Hills, California.During the same time Jessica Simpson, who is is also performing in LA happens to be chilling out at the same bar.
Matt LeBlanc takes a seat next to Jessica Simpson. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
Jessica Simpson notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', Matt replies, 'I just bought this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it.'
Intrigued Jessica Simpson says, 'A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?'
'It uses alpha waves to telepathically talk to me, ' he explains.
'What's it telling you now?'
'Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...'
Jessica Simpson giggles and replies, 'Well it must be broken then because I am wearing panties!'
Matt LeBlanc explains, 'Damn thing must be an hour fast.'
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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