SIGNS TO SHOW WHEN YOU ARE TOO DRUNK -- JOKE
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
You fall off the floor..
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
I'm as sober as a judge.
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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