10 DRAFTS OF AL GORE'S CONCESSION SPEECH JOKE
1st Draft
Good Evening, my fellow Americans: Tonight we come to the end of a long road and the start of a new one. Having exhausted all avenues of appeal in the U.S. and Florida, my legal team has filed a claim in World Court seeking to over turn the Florida elect..... crumple crumple crumple
2nd Draft
Good evening, my fellow Americans; Tonight, in the spirit of national unity and despite being the undisputed winner of the popular vote... crumple crumple crumple
3rd Draft
Good Evening Everyone. Many of you no doubt know what it feels like to get royally shaf... crumple crumple crumple
4th Draft
Good Evening my fellow Americans; Although it is the opinion of my attorneys and myself that I do not fit the legal definition of "loser,"...... crumple crumple crumple
5th Draft
I can't do this. I just can't do this, crumple crumple crumple
6th Draft
Hello, my fellow Americans. It's been a long and difficult month for me and, indeed, for the entire nation. But the time has come for us all to throw our enthusiastic support behind our next president, George W. Buhh...Bbb ..bahoo. (laugh) Pardon me. Let me try that again: President George W. Buh, Buh. FOR CRYING OUT LOUD PEOPLE! HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO PUNCH OUT A FREAKIN' CARDBOARD HOLE IN A BALLOT! MORONS! crumple crumple crumple
7th Draft
My fellow Americans, in light of recent unfavorable court decisions, it has come to my understanding that a majority of you want to turn the country over to a recovering alcoholic and functional illiterate... crumple crumple crumple
8th Draft
Good Evening, my fellow Americans. Have you ever known someone who took something from a store without paying for it? That's called "stealing," and in America stealing is a cri,,,,, crumple crumple crumple
9th Draft
My fellow Americans; most of you probably know how to count. One, Two, three. And so on. See? It's not that difficult. (smile). So can someone please explain to me why the state of Florida,,,,, cumple crumple crumple
10th Draft
Good evening Everyone. Generally speaking Civil War is never a good thing. But there are times...ah, forget it.
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