BILL CLINTON'S Q n A PART 1 -- JOKE
Q. What is the unwritten Executive Privilege?
A. Having first pick of the new White House Interns.
Q. Why would Clinton make a great rowing instructor?
A. Because he is so good at say, "Stroke, Stroke, Stroke."
Q. Why is Clinton such a lousy golfer?
A. He likes to take a lot of stokes.
Q. What's Clinton's Economic forecast?
A. A "Bare" Market
Q. What is Clinton's number one training exercise for interns?
A. Tongue Twisters...
Q: What do Monica Lewinsky and Bob Dole have in common?
A: They were both upset when Bill finished first.
Q: What is Bill's definition of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Q: What is the difference between Clinton and the Titanic?
A: Only 200 women went down on the Titanic.
Q: How does Bill keep Monica Lewinsky away from the White House?
A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride.
Q. What does Bill say to Hillary after a romantic interlude?
A: "Honey, I'll be home in 20 minutes."
Q. What is the difference between the president and the titanic?
A. They know exactly how many people went down on the titanic.
Q. When can you tell that the country is in trouble?
A. Clinton has been caught with Al thinking it was Mal.
Q: What game did Bill Clinton want Paula Jones to play?
A: Swallow the leader
Q: Why is Clinton so interested in events in the Middle East?
A: He thinks the Gaza Strip is a topless bar.
Q. What's the difference between the Secret Service and Janet Reno?
A. There are some things the Secret Service won't do to protect the President.
Q. Did you hear Clinton is declaring a new National Bird?
A. The Spread Eagle
Q. What's Lewinsky's favorite bird?
A. The swallow
Q. How many White House Interns does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they are to busy screwing the President.
Q. Why did the intern cross the road?
A. To get to the BOOK CONTRACT she needed to sign on the other side
Q: Why does Bill Clinton cheat on Hillary?
A: He wants to be on top.
Q: How did Bill Clinton paralyze Hillary from the waist down?
A: He married her.
Q: How many women does it take to satisfy Bill Clinton's sexual appetite?
A: It Takes A Village!
Q: When did Clinton realize Paula Jones wasn't a Democrat?
A: When she didn't swallow everything he presented.
Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo can only screw one person at a time.
Q: What's the definition of an Arkansas Virgin?
A: A girl that can run faster than the Governor.
Q. What was Lewinsky's position at the white house?
A1. Head Intern
A2. Under Secretary
A3. Missionary
Q. What is Lewinsky's code name in the FBI?
A. Deep Throat
Q. What is Clinton's favorite toy?
A. An Erector Set
Q. What is Clinton's favorite card game?
A. Poker
Q. What is Clinton's favorite food?
A. The Cumquat
Q. What is Clinton's favorite T.V. Show?
A. Leave it to Beaver
Q. What's Clinton's favorite song?
A. Grooving
Q. What's Bill Clinton's favorite brand of potato chips?
A. Lays
Q. What is Clinton's Favorite Presidential Act?
A. Edict
Q. What office equipment has been distributed to all white house secretaries?
A. The Dick-taphone
Q. Why did Clinton cross the road?
A. To get to the intern on the other side, of course
Q. What's Bill Clinton's favorite sandwich?
A. Tongue Sandwich
Q. What does Clinton have in common with a Timex watch?
A. It takes a Licking and keeps on Dicking
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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