BILL CLINTON'S Q n A PART 2
Q. Why did Clinton recommend Lewinsky for a job at Revlon?
A. He knew she would be good at making things up.
Q. Why did Richardson offer her a job in the Foreign service?
A. He thought she would be good at speaking in tongues.
Q. What is Clinton's Favorite outfit?
A. The Sear Sucker Suit
Q. Why did Lewinsky have an affair with Clinton?
A. She wanted to get ahead in the world.
Q. What does Clinton do fist thing in the morning?
A. Read the HEADlines...
Q. How many White House interns does it take to satisfy Clinton?
A. Nobody knows, he has never been satisfied.
Q. Why does Clinton swim naked in the white house pool?
A. He is trolling for interns.
Q. What is Clinton's worst nightmare?
A. An intern with braces. (I feel your pain)
Q. What do Isikoff and Ice Cream have in common?
A. Both get scooped regularly.
Q. How does Clinton order his coffee in the morning?
A. Hot with Whipped Cream
Q. What's Clinton favorite place in the White House?
A. The Oval Orifice
Q. What magazine does Clinton hate?
A. WIRED
Q. What is the latest warning to be posted in the White House?
A. Don't Tripp!
Q. What did Clinton say the night after the Lewinsky story broke?
A. 'What A Bad Tripp!'
Q. What does Nixon have in common with Clinton?
A. Tricky Dick
Q: What does Monica Lewinsky have on her Resume?
A: "Sat on the Presidential Staff"
Q: What's the new press name for the latest Presidential scandal?
A: Fornigate.
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clintons dick and a Quebec Hydro tower?
A. A Quebec Hydro tower comes down occasionally
Q. What do Sleeping Beauty and Lewinsky have in common?
A. Both were Pricked.
Q. What do OJ and Clinton have in common?
A. Both are lying, bad golfers, who leave a trail of DNA behind.
Q. What do Clinton and Starr have in common?
A. They are both inclined to extend their probes.
Q. What was Arafat's Advice to Clinton?
A. Goats don't talk!
Q. What did Gore say after the Lewinsky story broke?
A. 'Why do they call me the stiff man in the White House?'
Q. What did Monica say when the FBI ask for the "Dress?"
A. Come and get it.
Q. What was Clinton's last gift to Monica?
A. Spot remover.
Q. How can you tell you've just had sex with Bill Clinton?
A. You've got french fries in your hair, and Vernon Jordan is handing you a job application.
Q. What do Monica & the Green Bay Packers have in common?
A. They both blew it.
Q. Why does Clinton wear boxers?
A. To keep his ankles warm.
Q. What do Monica & OJ Simpson have in common?
A. Sore knees.
Q. Why did Clinton quit the saxophone?
A. So he could play that Hoarmonica
Q. Did you hear about the 11th Commandment Clinton introduced?
A. Thou shall not expose thy rod to thy staff
Q. What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?
A. CHELSEA
Q. What will Bill Clinton be known as when he leaves the White House?
A. The President after Bush
Q. What is the name of Monica Lewinsky's new book?
A. 'My Taste For Power'
Q. How can you tell when Bill Clinton is lying?
A. His lips are moving
Q. What's the difference between Bill Clinton and a dog?
A. A dog chases his own tail
Q. What is Clinton's codename?
A. 'The Unibanger'
Q. What do you call Clinton's fly?
A. U.S. Open
Q. What did Clinton say when asked about the scandal?
A. I was trying to keep my campaign promise by putting more women on my staff.
Q. Do you know who Hillary has asked to stay at the White House?
A. Lorena Bobbitt
Q. Why are they asking for $3.00 Presidential funds in this year's tax returns (Last year it was only $1.00)
A. Because condom prices have gone up!
Q. What did Clinton say to the new female intern?
A. I haven't come across your face.
Q. What did Clinton say when Paula Jones went public with her story?
A. NOW she decides to open her mouth!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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