FAT-ASS OLD GENERAL
A general called up the motor pool of the base he commanded and when a voice answered "Mota pool," he asked "Do you have any cars?"
"No, suh, a voice answered from the other end of the line. "All we got is ole jeeps. And one Cadillac. But that's only for fat-ass ole generals."
The general barked, "Do you know who I am?"
"No, suh, I don't."
And the general spluttered, "I'm the commanding general of this post!"
"Well, suh, do you know who ah am?" asked the voice at the motor pool.
"No, I don't," answered the general, irritated.
"Thah's good, you fat ass ole general."
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ???
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