JESUS WALKS TOWARDS THE GATES -- JOKE
Jesus walks towards the gates of Heaven, quietly whistling for himself. St. Peter raises his eyes from the books and shouts: "You! Hey, you! Where do you think you're going?"
"Err ... St. Peter? You don't recognize me? Why I'm Jesus! I'm on my way to see my father!"
"Jesus, Schmesus!" says St. Peter. "Come on, boy, surely you can come up with something better than that. How do you expect me to believe you are Jesus? Go away, you're wasting my time".
"But Peter! We've gone a long way together! It's me, Jesus! You have to remember me!"
"You? Jesus? You make me laugh. Jesus - with that beard? And those dirty clothes? Hah. No way you'll get past me pretending you're Jesus".
Depressed, Jesus turns around and begins to slowly walk away. After a couple of seconds, St. Peter says: "Hey, Jesus."
"Yes?"
"Smile. You're on Candid Camera!"
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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