YOU MIGHT BE A DEMOCRAT IF -- JOKE
--You own something that says, "Dukakis for President, " and still display it.
--You've ever said, "We really should call the ACLU about this."
--You believe that a few hundred loggers can find another career, but the defenseless spotted owl must live in its preferred tree.
--You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a tax hike because..."
--You keep count of how many people you know in each racial or ethnic category.
--You believe our government must do it because everyone in Europe does.
--You can't talk about foreign policy without using the word conspiracy.
--You think Ralph Nader makes a lot of sense.
--You don't understand why anyone was bothered by Jane's trip to Hanoi.
--You think solar energy is being held back by those greedy oil companies.
--You've never been mugged.
--You actually expect to collect Social Security.
--You think the State of Florida should have tried to reform Ted Bundy.
--You think the Great Society has actually worked.
--You don't see the similarity between WONK and WANK.
--You got teary-eyed during the film "The American President."
--You think Ayn Rand is an African currency.
--Your house smells like a garbage dump because of your commitment to recycling.
--You think political patronage describes the Kennedy family.
--Your High School Year Book goals included the words "help people."
--You think the Free Market is where they hand out Government cheese.
--You think Carter should be on Mt. Rushmore.
--You believe personal injury lawyers when they say they are just trying to defend the little guy.
--You know that those profit mongering drug companies could find a cure for AIDS if they really wanted to.
--You actually believe the NY Times and Washington Post.
--You know at least one Vegan.
--You trust Teddy Kennedy when he said that she was driving.
--You'd rather own Birkenstock than Merck Stock.
--You think public housing is great, but just NIMBY.
--You think the anti-war protestors from '60s are the real heroes.
--You think that Supply Side Economics refers to your dope dealer's stash.
--You think Michael Jackson is a great example of diversity.
--You actually think that poverty can be abolished.
--You think that Joan Baez had something to say.
--You admire the Swedish welfare system.
--You know that Jefferson really meant to say "Entitled to Happiness."
--You think the Flat Tax should be at 95%
--You go to Gay Pride Day parades so that no one can call you homophobic.
--After looking at your pay stub you can still say, "America is undertaxed."
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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