ALEXANDRA AND BERLUSCONI MET -- JOKE
Alexandra and Berlusconi had met after a long time. Alexandra asked Berlusconi "Hey, Berlusconi where you been for the past two weeks? No one has seen you around."
"Dona talka to me, Alexandra," replied Berlusconi. "I been inna jail."
"Jail!" exclaimed Alexandra. "What for you been in jail?"
"Wella, Alexandra," Berlusconi said, "I was lying onna dis beach, and the cops come, arrest me and throw me inna jail."
"But dey dona throw you in jail just for lying onna da beach!", Alexandra said.
Berlusconi said, "Yeah, but dis beach was screamin' and akickin' and ayellin'!"
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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