BLACK ONE LINERS PART 1

BLACK ONE LINERS PART 1 -- JOKE

Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the Jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn’t it?

Q: How did they improve the transportation in Harlem?
A: Moved the trees closer together.

Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.

Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.

Q: What did the black girl say while having sex?
A: Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

Q: What do u call a black priest?
A: Holy shit

Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???


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