MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 1 -- JOKE
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
A Prison Break.
Did you hear about that one Mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither
Did you hear about the Mexican who threw his wife over a cliff? When the police officer asked him why he’d done it he said, “Tequila! Tequila!”
Did you hear about the winner of the Mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
How Do You Starve A Mexican?
Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.
How do you stop a Mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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