MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 10

MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 10 -- JOKE



Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?
yeah.. me neither

how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?
put up a help-wanted sign

What’s the difference between a bench and a Mexican?
A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)


What do you call mexican basketball?
Juan on Juan.

Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?
Me neither.

What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?
I don’t know but it could pick lettuce good.


Why don’t mexicans bbq?
The beans fall through the little holes.


SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???


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