MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 13

MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 13 -- JOKE


Why are mexicans and basketball players a like?
they both run jump shoot and steal


What do you call one Mexican on the moon? A problem. What do you call two mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all of the mexicans on the moon?
Problem solved


Why aren't there any mexican's in hell?
they jumped the border
Why do mexicans wear their baseball cap with the brim up?
So they have a place to keep their taco.


what do you call a mexican who;s had his car stolen?
Carlos

why do mexicans put there names on their car
so they dont steal them


what do mexicans and vending machines have in common?
they both take your money and don't work.


SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???

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