MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 14 -- JOKE
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
what did the mexican say to the house that fell on him
get off me home's
How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
Put everthing on the top shelf.
What did Davy Crocket say when he saw all the mexicans running towards the alamo?
Who ordered concrete?
What is the difference between a Mexican and an elevator?
One can raise a child.
What do you call a Mexican with a new car?
A felon
Why are there no Mexicans in Star Trek?
They don't work in the future either!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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