MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 15 -- JOKE
Did you hear about the two car pile-up in the Walmart parking lot?
50 Mexicans died
Why do mexican kids walk around school like they own the place?
Because their dads built it and their mom clean it.
What's a mexican's favorite sport?
cross country
Why cant mexicans play uno?
Because they always steal the green card
2 mexicans are in a car, who is driving?
A cop
Why can't mexicans be firemen?
They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b
Why were there only 5,000 mexican soldiers at the battle of Alamo?
They only had 2 vans.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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