MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 17 -- JOKE
What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a black person?
Somebody too lazy to steal.
What do you call a mexican that is barefoot and stepped in poop with his toe?
A PUTO
If there was a maze with with a million dollars in the center who do you think would win: the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, a smart mexican, or dumb mexican?
The dumb mexican, the rest don't exist.
Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's?
Because it says no trespassing
What do you call a midget mexican?
Paragraph because he is to short to be an essay
Why doesn't the border have electric wires?
Because Mexicans will steal the electricity to power their house.
Why are Mexicans so short?
They all live in basement apartments.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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