MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 2 JOKE
How do you stop a Mexican tank?
Shoot the guy pushing it.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
Juan, Carlos and Antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins? Society.
What are the first 3 words in every Mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
What do you call 100 Mexicans working on a roof?
Chingos
What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?
Cuatro Cinco
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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