MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 5 -- JOKE
Why can’t Mexicans be firemen?
They can’t tell the difference between Jose and hose b
Why do Mexicans drive low riders?
They are too short to get into any other type of car.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!
Why don’t Mexicans BBQ?
The beans fall through the little holes.
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Mexico?
He couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.
Q: What were the 2 Mexican FireFighting Brother's names?
A: Hose A and Hose B
Why doesnt mexico have a olympic team? Because every mexican that can run, jump, and swim is already across the border!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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