MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 6 -- JOKE
Why does a Mexican re-fry their beans? Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
Why does a Mexican eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap
What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention K-Mart shoppers."
What kind of cans are there in Mexico? Mexicans.
What are the first three words in every Mexican cookbook? "Steal a chicken"
How do you get 100 Mexicans is a phone booth? Throw food stamps in it.
Why did God give Mexicans noses? So they'll have something to pick in the winter.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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