MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 7 -- JOKE
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?
Throw food stamps in it.
What is the greatest Mexican invention?
A solar powered flash light.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?
What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?
Chase after him, it’s probably yours!
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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