MEXICAN ONE LINERS PART 9 -- JOKE
Why are Mexicans so short?
When they’re young, their parents say, “When you get bigger you have to get a good job.”
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn’t matter, they’re to short to reach the socket.
What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?
A miracle.
What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?
Bean Dip.
What do Mexicans pick in the off season?
Their nose.
A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?
Jail Break.
What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?
steal a chicken
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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