REASONS ITS GREAT BEING A GIRL 1

REASONS ITS GREAT BEING A GIRL 1 -- JOKE


* Free dinners.
* You can cry without pretending there's something in your contact.
* Speeding ticket? What's that?
* You actually get extra points for sitting on your butt, watching sports.
* If you're a lousy athlete, you don't have to question your worth as a human being.
* A new lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
* In high school, you never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned.
* If you have to be home in time for Ally McBeal, you can say so, out loud.
* If you're not making enough money, you can blame the glass ceiling.
* If you're not very attractive, you can fool 'em with makeup.
* If you use self-tanner, it doesn't necessarily mean you're a big loser.
* You could possibly live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
* Brad Pitt.
* You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
* You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clippers.
* When you take off your shoes, nobody passes out.
* If the person you're dating is much better at something than you are, you don't have to break up with him.
* If you think the person your dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
* If you don't shave, no one will know.
* If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.



SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???


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