THREE MEN ON A BEACH -- JOKE
Three men were sitting on a beach; a fairly good-looking blonde walks by.
The first man says, "I give her a six"; the second, "I give her a 7"; the
third says, "She is a 1." The other two look at him and wonder. Another
woman walks by. The first man says, "She is an 8"; the second says, "I give
her an 8+"; the third says, "She is a three." Again the first two men wonder
about him. Then an extremely fine-looking redhead approaches. The first man
says, "She is a 10!" The second man says, "She is an 11!!" The third guy
says, "She is a six." The other two finally look at him and say, "What is the
matter with you, man?? That redhead is perfect!! Are you weird or
something??"
"Wait a minute--you don't understand; I use the Budweiser scale."
"What the hell is that?"
"That's how many clydesdales it would take to pull her off my face."
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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