WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 10

WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 10 -- JOKE


What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
       You can unscrew a light bulb.

Why are women giving up bowling for screwing?
       The balls are lighter and you don't have to change your shoes.

What's the difference between a job and a wife?
       After five years, the job still sucks.


Bumber sticker: Support E.R.A. - make him sleep on the wet spot.


What's a cunt that talks back?
       An answering cervix.

What do you give an eighty-year-old woman for her birthday?
       Mikey ... He'll eat anything.




SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???



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