WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 12 -- JOKE
# How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
# How can you tell if your wife is dead?
The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
# How many divorced Women does it take to screw in a light bulb?
4,1 to screw in the bulb, 3 to form a support group.
# How many men does it take to please a woman.
Impossible. Once a woman's done bitching about the men they're all asleep.
# How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
# Why do women close their eyes during sex?
They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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