WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 15 -- JOKE
* If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he'll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she'll pack 21 outfits because she doesn't know what she'll feel like wearing each day.
* Women are never wrong. Apologizing is the man's responsibility, 'It's there in the Bible'. Hmmm, who was it that gave Adam the apple?
* Women do not know anything about cars. 'Oil-stick, oil doesn't stick?'
* The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
* Women love cats. Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.
* Women love to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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