WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 16 -- JOKE
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, or get the mail.
* Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting lost using a shortcut.
* Women will make three right-hand turns to avoid making one left-hand turn.
* Women cannot use a map without turning the map to correspond to the direction that they are heading.
* If it is not Valentines day and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, 'What did you do?'
* Only women understand the reason for 'guest towels' and the 'good china'.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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