WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 3 -- JOKE
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?
A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."
Q. How do you fix a woman's watch?
A. You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Q. Why do men break wind more than women?
A. Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Q. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A. Divorced.
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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