WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 4 -- JOKE
Q: How can you tell if your wife is dead?
A: The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.
Q: Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A: When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.
Q. Why do women have breasts?
A. So men will talk to them.
Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand to see a man have a good time.
Q: What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
A: A women who won't do what she's told.
Q. What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A. A whine and cheese party
Q. Why is it called PMS?
A. Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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