WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 9 JOKE
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
What do you call a virgin?
Ugly or a liar
What is the best way to respond to your wife?
Ear plugs
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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