CELEBRITY QnA 10 -- JOKE
Q. What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A. A blind date.
Q. Did you see Dolly Partons new shoes?
A. Neither did she.
Q. What's brown and half eaten?
A. The Queen Mothers Easter egg.
Q. What's the difference between Michael and Connie Chung?
A. Michael's been able to have kids.
Q. What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A. Michael Jackson.
Q. Why does Michael Jackson arrange for private shopping?
A. So his guests won't be accompanied by guardians!
Q. What's the first problem that Michael's child will have in life?
A. Figuring out which parent is his mother.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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