LEON AND HIS WIFE VICKY -- JOKE

LEON AND HIS WIFE VICKY -- JOKE











Leon and his wife Vicky are awakened at 3 o´clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door.
Leon gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Ag nie, not a chance," says Leon, "it’s 3 o´clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked Vicky.
"Ag,Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it’s 3 in the morning and it is pouring outside!"
"Nie Leon, you have a short memory," says Vicky. "Can´t you remember about 4 months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
Leon does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
"Hello, are you still there?" shouts Leon.
"Ja," said the drunk.
"Do you still need a push?" asks Leon.
"Ja, please!" answers the Drunk.
"Where are you?" asks Leon.
"Over here... on the swing!"














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