MARK YOUR CALENDARS -- JOKE
Don't forget to mark your calendars!!
As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any
woman other than his wife naked -- and if he does, he must commit
suicide.
So, next Sunday at 1 PM, all South African women are asked to walk out
of their house **completely naked** to help weed out any
neighbourhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort.
All patriotic South African men are to position themselves in lawn
chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the
women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your
side is further proof of your patriotism.
The South African government appreciates your efforts to root out
terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist
activity.
P.S. If you don't send this to at least 1 person, you're a
terrorist-sympathizing, lily-livered coward and are possibly aiding
and abetting terrorists!!!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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