SOUTH AFRICA IS A GREAT COUNTRY -- JOKE
This is a great country because...
1. You can eat half dried meat & not be considered disgusting.
2. You can eat your slap chips, juicy hamburgers, boerwors, hotdogs all that lekker stuff with your fingers, & nobody will mind.
3. Nothing is your fault, you can blame it all on apartheid.
4. You get to buy a new car every 3 months & the insurance company even pays for it.
5. You can experience KAK service in eleven official languages.
6. Where else can you get oranges with 45% alcohol content at rugby matches?
7. It s the only country in the world where striking workers show; how angry they are by dancing.
8. You re considered clumsy if you cannot:
use a cellphone (without car kit),
change CDs,
drink a beer,
put on make-up,
read the newspaper & smoke,
all at the same time while driving a car at 160 kph in a 60 kph zone.
9. Great accent. (!!!)
10. If you live in Johannesburg, you get to brag about living in the most dangerous city in the world.
11. Burglar bars become a feature, & a great selling point for your house.
12. You can decorate your garden walls with barbed wire.
13. The police are the first on the scene for most major crimes, without being called.
14. Votes have to be recounted until the right party wins.
15. Illegal immigrants leave the country because the crime rate is too high.
16. The police ask you if they must follow up on the burglary you ve just reported.
17. When a murderer gets a 6 month sentence & a pirate TV viewer 2 years.
18. The prisoners strike & get to vote in elections!
19. The police stations have panic buttons to call armed response when they are burgled!
20. Police cars are fitted with immobilisers & gearlocks!
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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