UNCLE JAKOBUS AND THE ACCIDENT -- JOKE
Van´s uncle Jakobus decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company (responsible for the accident) to court.
In court the trucking company´s fancy lawyer was questioning Uncle Jakobus.
-* "Didn´t you say, at the scene of the accident, *I´m fine*?" said the lawyer.
Uncle Jakobus responded,
-*"Ag, well I ll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favourite mule Betsie into the...."
-*"I didn´t ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted
-* "Just answer the question."
-*"Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, *I´m fine*!"
Uncle Jakobus said,
-* "Ja well I had just got Betsie into the trailer & I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said,
-*"Your honour, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine.
Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client.
I believe he is a fraud.
Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time the Judge was fairly interested in uncle Jakobus’s answer & said to the lawyer,
-* "I´d like to hear what he has to say about his favourite mule Betsie."
Uncle Jakobus thanked the Judge & proceeded,
-* "Ja well as I was saying, I had just loaded Betsie, my favourite mule, into the trailer & was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck & trailer ran the stop sign & smacked my 4x4 bakkie right in the side.
I was thrown into one ditch & Betsie was thrown into the other.
I was hurting real bad & didn´t want to move.
However, I could hear old Betsie moaning & groaning.
I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
Shortly after the accident a traffic cop came on the scene.
He could hear Betsie moaning & groaning so he went over to her.
After he looked at her, he took out his gun & shot her between the eyes.
Then the traffic cop came across the road with his gun in his hand & looked at me. He said,
-*"Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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