VAN'S WIFE MARIE -- JOKE
Van’s wife Marie was overweight and she decided that it was time to shed some excess pounds,
so the polka dot bikini would fit for the holiday in Margate.
She took her new diet seriously, even changing her driving route to avoid her favourite bakery.
One morning, however, she arrives at home carrying a gigantic coffeecake.
Van scolded her, but her smile remained cherubic.
-* "Ag, man this is a very special coffeecake," she explained.
-* "I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window was a host of goodies.
I felt this was no accident, so I prayed,
´Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery´, and sure enough,"
she continued,
-* "the eighth time around the block, there it was!"
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