Funny Children's Quotes
Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex---Bill Maher
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children---Clarence Darrow
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up---Phyllis Diller
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable---Quentin Crisp
There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age---Benjamin Spock
I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away---Nancy Mitford
To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years---Ernest Hemingway
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THESE COOL QUOTES ???
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