Funny Children's Quotes

Funny Children's Quotes


Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex---Bill Maher

The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children---Clarence Darrow

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up---Phyllis Diller

The trouble with children is that they're not returnable---Quentin Crisp

There are only two things a child will share willingly -- communicable diseases and his mother's age---Benjamin Spock

I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away---Nancy Mitford

To be a successful father there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years---Ernest Hemingway


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