ANTONIO BANDERAS AND MELANIE GRIFFITH -- JOKE
Antonio Banderas & Melanie Griffith went to church every week, but every week without fail Antonio would fall asleep during the sermon. Melanie, being
embarrassed by Antonio's snoring decided to bring a needle and poke him when he nods off.
The next week Antonio as always fell asleep. When the preacher asked "Who created the earth in 6 days and rested on the 7th". Melanie stuck Antonio
and he jumped up and exclaimed "Oh my God!". The preacher said " That's correct". Antonio soon fell asleep again. Then the preacher asked
"And who died on the cross to save us from eternal damnation?". Melanie stuck Antonio again when he jumped up and said "Jesus Christ!".The
preacher said "Right again".
With this Antonio fell suspicious of Melanie and decided to catch her in the act. Antonio pretended to fall asleep while keeping an eye on Melanie when the preacher said "What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?". Melanie started to poke Antonio again, but before she could Antonio jumped and exclaimed "If you stick that damn thing in me again, I'm going to break it in half!"
After this incident the couple stopped going to church...
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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