WOMEN ONE LINERS PART 18 -- JOKE
* A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.(Gloria Steinem)
* Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
* Personally, I think if a woman hasn't met the right man by the time she's 24, she may be lucky.
* Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.
* Show me a woman who doesn't feel guilty and I'll show you a man.
* Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcoming, they gradually begin to seem mild, harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's charachters.
* When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???
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