BLONDS AND BIMBOS

                       BLONDS AND BIMBOS



If blonds and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them :

Bimbabble - noises coming from a group of blonds

Bimbaffled - constant mental state of blonds

Bimbait - short skirts, sheer blouses, string bikinis or other clothing worn by blonds in an attempt to attract the attention of males

Bimbar - a bar where blonds hang out wearing bimbait

Bimbag - a blond's purse

Bimbrushes - essential equipment in a bimbag

Bimbastic surgeon - specialist in breast enhancements for blonds

Bimbeeper - special instrument used as a homing device for lost blonds

Bimbellow - sound emanating from a blond after she finally got the most recent blond joke she heard

Bimbillion? - a blond giving an estimate of anything

Bimblaze - the result of a blond trying to cook

Bimblues - a blond's state of mind after her latest boyfriend ditched her

Bimboette - a young blond

Bimbonese - language spoken by blonds, largely unintelligible to anyone else

Bimbonique behavior - airhead behavior, unique to blonds

Bimboozle - to fool a blond

Bimbore - a blond who uses "like" more than 10 times in a sentence

Bimbozo - another name for a blond

Bimboron - a blond even less intelligent than most other blonds

Bimbrownie - a well-tanned blond

Bimbrunette - a blond who dyes her hair brunette, usually to appear smarter than she actually is

Bimburden - blond carrying too many bags at the mall



SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???




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