THERE ONCE WAS A BLONDE THAT WAS SO STUPID

    THERE ONCE WAS A BLONDE THAT WAS SO STUPID



There once was a blonde that was so stupid that :


-- when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

-- she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."

-- she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

-- she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

-- she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

-- she called me to get my phone number.

-- she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

-- she tried to drown a fish.

-- she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

-- she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

-- she studied for a blood test.

-- she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

-- when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.

-- when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home

-- she thought a quarterback was a refund.

-- she tripped over a cordless phone.



SO WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS JOKE ???



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